Sunday, January 8, 2017

A Christmas Vacation to Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and (oddly) Kolkata

"Are you going to write a blog about your trip?" my mom asked me over Facebook messenger the other day.  I hadn't thought about it to be honest but that question reminded me of the reason I started writing blogs in the first place: to share my life with the people who care about me.  Sometimes I forget that people are still interested in that and I put my own silly pressure on myself to write something that competes with all current written material on the internet for a person's time and opportunity cost and hope that they don't end up disappointed with their decision.  That being said, here is a blog about my recent trip to Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and (oddly) Kolkata over Christmas break.  It's going to be a much better read than the previous link on the your news feed that you skipped over. 

First I feel like I have to explain the reason why anyone would choose to spend Christmas break traveling to Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and (oddly) Kolkata.  I had actually been planning to spend Christmas in Kolkata for a few years.  There is something about serving the destitute and homeless alongside nuns while getting sick on cheap Indian street food that just seemed liked the most Christmassy thing a person could do.  I somehow managed to convince some gullible friends that this was a good idea and everything was set.  Then I realized that on the way from Delhi to Kolkata for an extra $170  we could stop for a week in Kazakhstan.  I asked my new flatmate Elaine sitting across the couch from me, "Elaine, want to go to Kazakhstan?"  "Sure" she said; and I bought the tickets. 

And then I realized that it would be winter in Kazakhstan.  That meant all the beautiful pictures I had seen on Google of forested mountains, clear blue lakes, and wild horses might as well have been from Atlantis because I was not going there.  I was going to a very, very cold place.  I went out and bought another used down jacket.  Then a few weeks later we walked out of the airport in Almaty and stood at the bus stop and I realized that this wasn't going to be like winters in Arizona, it was going to be like winters on the North Pole. 

Looking out from a Ferris wheel over the edge of Almaty

Fortunately for us, at the recommendation of a friend, we booked our first couple nights at Dimal Hostel.  It ended up literally being my favorite hostel I've ever stayed in anywhere, was in a perfect location, and only cost $8 a night!  My first impression of the city that evening was not of post-communist blocks of depressing homogeneity or of Borat-style third world chaos but something totally different from either.  Almaty is the largest city in central Asia (which means absolutely nothing - it's only 1.5 million people) and is a place of trendy coffee shops, irresistible sushi bars, beautiful freeways, and unique Kazakh culture - like fermented horse milk.  

Yes that's right, fermented horse milk.  It deserves its own paragraph.  Apparently mare's milk is actually indigestible for humans; unless some of the lactose is broken down through fermentation.  We decided to ease into the idea of trying it by first ordering Chal - another drink essential to Kazakh hospitality made from fermented camel milk.  It wasn't as bad as I had imagined and neither was the horse version.  It kind of tasted like a watery mixture of yogurt, goat cheese, and a nine volt battery.  I actually started to really enjoy it after the initial shock and ended up ordering another bowl of it. 

Sabrina trying Kumys - fermented mare's milk

We were excited to discover that our first full day in Kazakhstan happened to be their national independence day!  Kazakhstan had been occupied by the USSR for seventy one years before declaring its own independence on December 16th, 1991.  As the day wore on though I wondered if we had been misinformed.  Nobody seemed to be celebrating anything and we couldn't find any decorations or displays of national pride.  Later in the day I came across an English speaking man and asked if it was actually independence day.  He said yes it was, but not too many people got excited about it because of all the death and destruction is took to make happen.  "Was it worth all the lives that were sacrificed?" He asked with a shrug.  Too soon I guess. 

"I'm getting cold" (photo credit: Drea)

After spending the next day perusing the State History Museum and skating at the world's highest ice rink, we found ourselves huddled on a snowy curb with a pink sticky note that said in Russian, "Hello.  We are a group of four Americans with backpacks.  We are looking for a car to take us to the Kyrgyzstan border at a distance of approximately 240 km.  Please tell how much???"  Hardly anyone in Kazakhstan seemed to read or speak English so we had enlisted the Russian skills of our hostel host Dimitri to help in our quest to see the city of Bishkek in Kyrgyzstan.  Fortunately we met with very limited success.  In fact, the only driver that agreed to even read the note was a taxi and after recovering from the initial confusion it must have caused him, scribbled "100,000 Tenge" on the back of our note.  "$300!  Yeah right!"  We had read in a blog that someone had had better luck with this over by the main bus station so we had him take us there instead.  Upon arriving we saw a mini-bus leaving with a sign in the windshield that said, "Bishkek".  Or at least we thought if we could translate it into English that's what it would probably have said.  We went inside to inquire and found an incredibly helpful translator in the form of a young soldier who told us we could take the mini-bus all the way to Bishkek for 1500 Tenge.  "$4!  That's more like it!" 

Medeu - the world's highest ice rink 

If I had thought Almaty was the North Pole I was wrong.  That title should definitely have been reserved for Kyrgyzstan.  Well, and the actual north pole I guess.  There was a literal blizzard happening and our bus driver didn't even seem to notice.  He just powered full steam ahead, passing slower cars on the way.  The snow was piled up in beautiful drifts everywhere, stuck to every individual branch and twig of every tree, and completely covered any traces of the boundaries of our road.  The border crossing was easy despite the guard not believing the clean shaven face in my passport photo was actually me.  Neither Kazakhstan nor Kyrgyzstan required any kind of visa or entry fee.  After checking into our hostel, which was even cheaper but not nearly as cozy as Dimal, we set out to explore the center of the capitol of Kyrgyzstan and try the local food.  Surprisingly it felt much more Asian and we feasted on noodles and spicy beef soup. 

The Note

The highlight of our two day excursion into Kyrgyzstan was when we stumbled into a big crowd of what appeared to be a protest of some kind on the main square at night.  The snow was coming down and the wind was whipping it into our ill-prepared butts so we forced our way into the huddle to stay warm.  There were a couple people with microphones out in front reading something and then another man with a big fur hat and military shoulders stopped them and they argued a little bit back and forth.  The crowd shuffled back and forth and a few of them left.  The microphone was shut off and we thought it was over when suddenly it came back on and they started shouting something into it.  The crowd around us started shouting the same words along with them and I realized they must be counting.  They got to the bottom of their countdown with a long loud yell and then suddenly across the street the biggest Christmas tree I have ever seen started lighting up!  As all the lights from the bottom to the star on top illuminated everything around, we joined in with the crowd and cheered it on at the top of our lungs.  I thought about hugging the bearded man next to me.  He looked very warm. 

The giant Christmas tree in the main square of Bishkek (this is before the crowd amassed)

Back in Almaty I spent the last two days skiing.  For just 25 cents you can take a series of busses and gondolas up the mountains to a height of 10,000 feet where there is a breathtakingly beautiful ski resort complete with cheap rentals, black diamond passes, and mugs of hot cocoa.  Surprisingly, after five years, the basics came back to me pretty quickly and I spent two days zipping down powdery pistes with what appeared to be the entire country of Kazakhstan as a backdrop.  To me, there are few ways of passing time I enjoy more than skiing.  It is the perfect combination of heart pumping adrenaline, awe-inspiring beauty of nature, and downright child-like fun.  When I had made the initial decision to go to Kolkata for Christmas I had never guessed I would be taking an idealistic winter ski trip along the way.  I couldn’t stop smiling under my frozen mustache. 

The view from my gondola coming down the mountain at the end of the day

Our train to Kolkata took 32 hours and was 7 hours late and we had to share our tiny, smelly bunks.  This was more like what I had imagined the trip to look like.  We met up with a couple more friends on Sudder street who had thankfully already reserved some rooms for us and we finally crashed in our beds at six in the morning on Christmas Eve.  We stayed in the Golden Apple which wasn't half of a half as nice as Dimal and cost $10 a night!  We searched for something else but all the hotels were all full or didn't have hot water or windows.  Christmas morning I woke up to the sound of my alarm at 6:25 and met with my drowsy friends in the lobby at 6:30 where together we walked the twenty minutes to "Mother's House" (the name for the headquarters and living quarters of Mother Teresa).  I reunited with one of the nuns I had come to know during my six months stay there two and half years ago and went to help her serve the poor.  The MC was throwing a huge feast for all the homeless and street people and I spent most of the day sprinting around the tables filling up their cups and clearing their dishes.  I am not sure I have ever in my life seen so many smiles  in a single day.  It was everything I had hoped it would be.  

Back on Sudder Street after two and a half years!

I spent the rest of the week volunteering and visiting old sites and people that I had known from before.  It was a surreal experience to be back walking the same streets and eating at the same places and nodding to the same people as I passed their stalls on the street.  A lot of people remembered me and asked if I remembered them.  I wished they could review a little movie on the last two and a half years of my life and see how all of them had had such a huge impact on me and the direction of my life but all I could do was smile and say, "Yeah, of course I remember you." 

Mother Teresa


Of course, it wouldn't have been a proper trip to Kolkata if we hadn't all got sick with flu viruses, food poisoning, and seemingly everything else that one can catch in a week.  It just wouldn't have gratified my longing for the experiences of the past if I hadn't found myself lying in a cramped bed, too sick to get up, questioning why I had come, what I was doing, what the proper response of a white privileged American is to the degradation of life in the slums, and the meaning of life.  So I’m glad that happened.  A week later, after flying back and recovering from the various illnesses, I sat on my cozy couch at home with a steaming cup of mint tea and opened my computer for the first time in two weeks.  Had that really all happened in two weeks?  "Are you going to write a blog about your trip?" my Mom asked on Facebook messenger.  Here it is Mom, I hope you enjoyed my stories from my Christmas vacation to Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, and (oddly) Kolkata.